EF Lens Manual - fun

[cmr164]

Lens Manual
E-2
"1. Do not look at the sun or a bright light source through the lens
or camera...

2. Whether attached to the camera or not, do not leave the lens
under the sun without the lens cap attached. This is to prevent
the lens from concentrating the suns rays which could cause a
fire.

3. Do not stand on the lens case. Falling off the case could result
in injury.

4. Do not stack lens cases. A falling lens case could cause an
injury."

From E-5:

"If you are going to take pictures using autofocus, set the focus
mode switch to AF. To focus manually, set the focus mode switch
to MF and turn the focusing ring."

E-7

"The AF stop function can not be used with the EOS EF-M on
manual focus cameras."

[USAIR]

1 Do not use as a hammer without safety glasses
2 Do not use to split wood
3 Do not use as a hearing aid
4

:huh
Thanks
Fred

[luckyrwe]

The 1DMkII manual says to keep the battery away from children because it may be swallowed. I don't think a horse could swallow the battery, it's a brick!

[rutt]

The 1DMkII manual says to keep the battery away from children because it may be swallowed. I don't think a horse could swallow the battery, it's a brick!
I once had a sweater with a tag that said, "Also, maybe dry cleaned. Do not dry clean."

[luckyrwe]

I take things like that and send it to www.thisisbroken.com . Soon he will post a picture I took of a hearse in the carpool lane. :huh