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pgaviria
Mar-10-2010, 01:44 PM
I was in Fort Hood today photographing some rocket launchers, one of the launchers was nicknamed "Chuck Norris." Incidentally, today is Chuck Norris' birthday, the day he invented the C-section by roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's stomach.
http://www.pablogaviria.com/Travel/Fort-Hood-TX/IMG9967/807209295_Nn7T9-XL.jpg
Qarik
Mar-10-2010, 02:23 PM
chuck norris uses tobasco sauce for eye drops. He needs eyes drops because he has no tears.
http://toddaustin.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/cn_action.jpg
Darren Troy C
Mar-10-2010, 02:41 PM
We've truly never heard the end of Roosevelt's speech. "We have nothing to fear but fear itself....and Chuck Norris. That is all."
http://reporting.journalism.ku.edu/fall08/adler-noland/assets_c/2008/12/chuck-norris-002-thumb-400x498.jpg
Hackbone
Mar-12-2010, 12:06 PM
When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push up.....he pushes the world down.
mercphoto
Mar-12-2010, 12:11 PM
Some say he always faces magnetic north... wait a minute, that's the Stig. Sorry! :)
Qarik
Mar-12-2010, 12:15 PM
Some say he always faces magnetic north... wait a minute, that's the Stig. Sorry! :)
haha..
some say that one of his eyes is a teste. Glad to see another top gear fan! By the way one of the stigs was revealed as Michael Shumacher. :huh
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