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dragon300zx
Jun-01-2005, 08:11 AM
There will be mandatory IQ tests for all positions.

Our office manager (A 30 year old woman who makes 55k a year) just came to me and asked if Mexico and Canada were part of north america. She makes more than me. I say she should loose 1k a year every time I have to edumacate her on something a high school graduate should know. Keep in mind we are a Large Industrial Contracting company that does work all over north america.

BridgeCity
Jun-01-2005, 08:19 AM
There will be mandatory IQ tests for all positions.

Our office manager (A 30 year old woman who makes 55k a year) just came to me and asked if Mexico and Canada were part of north america. She makes more than me. I say she should loose 1k a year every time I have to edumacate her on something a high school graduate should know. Keep in mind we are a Large Industrial Contracting company that does work all over north america.
Precisely why I have a poster in my room that reads "Ill be nicer, when you are smarter"

Here's your sign!

mercphoto
Jun-01-2005, 08:21 AM
There will be mandatory IQ tests for all positions.

I'll vote for that platform. :) And some people think testing the knowledge of our teachers is a BAD thing. Sheesh!

dragon300zx
Jun-01-2005, 08:21 AM
ROFL I have to put that up in my office.

BridgeCity
Jun-01-2005, 08:22 AM
ROFL I have to put that up in my office.
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/wickedcoolstuff/habuspo.html

Angelo
Jun-01-2005, 08:23 AM
There will be mandatory IQ tests for all positions.

Our office manager (A 30 year old woman who makes 55k a year) just came to me and asked if Mexico and Canada were part of north america. She makes more than me. I say she should loose 1k a year every time I have to edumacate her on something a high school graduate should know. Keep in mind we are a Large Industrial Contracting company that does work all over north america.
I have a pretty good idea who she voted for in the last election. :rolleyes

Mongrel
Jun-01-2005, 10:36 AM
I have a pretty good idea who she voted for in the last election. :rolleyesWho might that be? :dunno

Cheers,

Mongrel

For Dragon300ZX, I feel your pain man. I work in a large High School and it really tries your patience dealing with 'educators' :rofl

colourbox
Jun-01-2005, 10:46 AM
There are reportedly a significant number of Americans who believe that Alaska is exactly where they saw it on all the maps at school.

In the lower left corner, somewhere not far off the California coast.

mercphoto
Jun-01-2005, 10:56 AM
I have a pretty good idea who she voted for in the last election. :rolleyes

Ah jeez, give it up. Does this really have to turn into an anti-Bush rally? The man won. Twice. Time to "move on" and get over it.

johno
Jun-01-2005, 11:26 AM
Ah jeez, give it up. Does this really have to turn into an anti-Bush rally? The man won. Twice. Time to "move on" and get over it.

:agree

johno~

dragon300zx
Jun-01-2005, 11:30 AM
Thats right this is a "Gary For President" Rally.

Might I add if elected I will make sure Cherry Ripes are available at every supermarket and party store so everyone can enjoy them.

Khaos
Jun-01-2005, 11:55 AM
Can I be your Chief of Staff?


I'd like to promote my "Thin the Herd" program.

We've completely thrown Mother Nature's survival of the fittest out of whack. We protect the stupid people. We make laws to protect them from their own stupidity, and when that doesn't work, we allow them to sue for money based on something stupid they did that someone else is now deemed responsible in protecting them against.

Our gene pool isn't improving, it's getting worse, because we don't allow the stupid people to do stupid things and weed themselves out naturally. We're protecting the slow gazelles. We need to let them be caught and eaten like nature intended.

Thin the herd.

BridgeCity
Jun-01-2005, 11:57 AM
Can I be your Chief of Staff?


I'd like to promote my "Thin the Herd" program.

We've completely thrown Mother Nature's survival of the fittest out of whack. We protect the stupid people. We make laws to protect them from their own stupidity, and when that doesn't work, we allow them to sue for money based on something stupid they did that someone else is now deemed responsible in protecting them against.

Our gene pool isn't improving, it's getting worse, because we don't allow the stupid people to do stupid things and weed themselves out naturally. We're protecting the slow gazelles. We need to let them be caught and eaten like nature intended.

Thin the herd.
:dgrin

mercphoto
Jun-01-2005, 12:00 PM
We protect the stupid people. We make laws to protect them from their own stupidity, and when that doesn't work, we allow them to sue for money based on something stupid they did that someone else is now deemed responsible in protecting them against.

This is why I don't vote Democrat. Their good intentions are fundamentally dangerous in implementation.

dragon300zx
Jun-01-2005, 12:02 PM
I won't be 32 by the 2008 elections (If i remember school correctly you have to be 32 to run for president) but none the less we can start campaigning by then to make sure I'm a shoe in for 2012.

The Digital Grin Party

Our Platform

Required IQ testing for Career and life placement (this is also be required in order to be allowed to bear children so as to stop the outbreak of morons our society is faced with)
Cherry Ripes on every street corner
Those who meet the IQ requirements but have still chosen a life of drugs, crime, or general stupidity will not be allowed to procreate under the new Thining of the Heard policy.

What else guys?

BridgeCity
Jun-01-2005, 12:06 PM
Egrets stategically placed within driving distance of every photographer?? I hate looking at all the Egrets knowing that I am a world away from them :cry Or perhaps I just dont know where to find them...

mercphoto
Jun-01-2005, 12:13 PM
What else guys?

Make it the Republican party without the Theocracy and you have my vote. Only thing I can't stand about the Republicans is them trying to slam their religion down my throat. But I still vote for them.

dragon300zx
Jun-01-2005, 12:15 PM
Merc no worries there Religion will not be a part of this Party. Thats an individuals choice not the goverments.

And I think Improved wetlands and rookeries around the country to make it better for photographers and everyone alike sounds like a good idea bridge. Egrets, osprey, herons, etc.

Khaos
Jun-01-2005, 12:19 PM
You need to retake that high school goverenment class.

The minimum age is 35.

tlittleton
Jun-01-2005, 12:20 PM
You're gonna have to wait till 2012 for sure...the age is 35.

I won't be 32 by the 2008 elections (If i remember school correctly you have to be 32 to run for president) but none the less we can start campaigning by then to make sure I'm a shoe in for 2012.

Khaos was quicker on the draw....

dragon300zx
Jun-01-2005, 12:22 PM
OK 2016 it is then.

And I think Members of the Digital Grin Party should get free upgrades to first class when traveling for photographic reasons.

Angelo
Jun-01-2005, 12:24 PM
Make it the Republican party without the Theocracy and you have my vote. Only thing I can't stand about the Republicans is them trying to slam their religion down my throat. But I still vote for them.Something we agree on! :D

But don't forget hypocrisy - the party that wants smaller government but wants to control our lives; the party that supports our troops but cuts their benefits; the party that is pro-life but against life-saving medical research; the party that's against abortion but cuts funding for children's services... i'll stop now...

colourbox
Jun-01-2005, 12:54 PM
This is why I don't vote Democrat. Their good intentions are fundamentally dangerous in implementation.

It would follow that invading multiple nations isn't fundamentally dangerous. :D

OK, nevermind, back to photos...

wxwax
Jun-01-2005, 01:27 PM
Something we agree on! :D

... i'll stop now...
Please do, these discussions never end well....

And Merc, please don't feel like you need to provide a counterpoint. :evil

Let's let the real-life political debate happen elsewhere. Thanks. :1drink

Angelo
Jun-01-2005, 02:24 PM
Please do, these discussions never end well....

And Merc, please don't feel like you need to provide a counterpoint. :evil

Let's let the real-life political debate happen elsewhere. Thanks. :1drink
OK Waxy; anything for you! :lust

pathfinder
Jun-01-2005, 08:01 PM
There are reportedly a significant number of Americans who believe that Alaska is exactly where they saw it on all the maps at school.

In the lower left corner, somewhere not far off the California coast.


ROFLMAO
:D :D :D

wxwax
Jun-02-2005, 07:32 AM
OK Waxy; anything for you! :lust
:sweet :yikes

DoctorIt
Jun-02-2005, 10:27 AM
geez. get a room. :rolleyes

dragon300zx
Jun-02-2005, 11:04 AM
I forgot to add.

When I become President....

Pinky and The Brain, Will be put back on the air. Narf.

BridgeCity
Jun-02-2005, 11:09 AM
I forgot to add.

When I become President....

Pinky and The Brain, Will be put back on the air. Narf.
:bow :bow :bow :bow

B: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels

P.S. For all you P&B fans... more quotes here
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pinky_and_the_Brain

Angelo
Jun-02-2005, 11:56 AM
geez. get a room. :rolleyes

:rofl

ginger_55
Jun-02-2005, 12:06 PM
Taking names, checking it twice, gonna find out....... come Christmas: hannakuh, uh oh, forgot the other ones (Kwanza), but will take it out...............

:deal

uh, huh, blue, red, purple, green, black ball, uh, oh.

g

What was the subject we sequed to?

wxwax
Jun-02-2005, 01:07 PM
geez. get a room. :rolleyes
:stud

wxwax
Jun-02-2005, 01:08 PM
What was the subject we sequed to?
Surely you mean... what was the subject you segued to? :lol3